Rahul Gandhi’s frequent foreign trip is as mysterious as the dark side of moon. Nobody knows why and where he offs to. He keeps friends and foes alike guessing. Indian intelligence agencies can track him up to first point of destination from where he would take a connecting flight. Beyond that, let alone RAW, even Mossad or CIA, can’t follow him.
His mysterious disappearance often has been subject of intense speculations. Some says he goes to deposit black money in Swiss bank. Others say he goes to enjoy Thai massage and fulfil his carnal desire as doing these things in India can scandalise beyond repair, if caught. These speculative theories have been proved to be false. The image of Rahul Gandhi enjoying a Thai massage from a beautiful half-naked Thai girl found to be photoshopped.
A couple of days back Wikileaks has come out with a startling revelation about Rahul’s foreign trip. The report says Rahul Gandhi is going to be the next representative of Opus Dei in India – the highly secretive Vatican sister organization.
Any idea who is their secret representative in India at present?
Yeah, it is not other than Sonia Gandhi aka Edvige Antonia Albina Maino. Even late Smt. Indira Gandhi and Shri. Rajiv Gandhi had no clue that Opus Dei has taken over their powerful family and thus indirect control over India.
Now Opus Dei has chosen Rahul Gandhi to be their next representative. Before he takes over Rahul has to be taught nitty and gritty of SECRET CODES of organisation. And that is the reason he goes abroad so frequently.
The Wikileak report further says Rahul has been asked to act like child and make irrelevant statements so that nobody would ever doubt Opus Dei. Had it not been, a Cambridge and Harvard educated Rahul would not be making silly statements time and again.
Have you forgotten that incident in Aspen last year? To shut up opponents about his disappearance Rahul magically tweeted a snap of him along with David Miliband and Iceland’s President from Aspen. Until then everyone thought he was in Thailand enjoying company of Thai girls. Actually the conference he attended in Aspen was a secret Opus Dei meeting with a sham theme on Global economy. It is one of their tactics to bring their secret members together.
The expose by Wikileaks further unravelled Rahul Gandhi’s lone sojourn in deep jungle of Uttarakhand few years back. The venue was carefully chosen so that people will just think Rahul Gandhi is nothing but just a wanderlust. But what nobody knows is nearly half dozen of Opus Dei members entered into deep jungle of Uttarakhand via Nepal. These members flew from different cities of Europe and US in disguise of tourists.
When asked about the investigation, Julian Assange the founder of Wikileaks informed that his organization took the lead from Dan Brown’s book The Da Vinci Code. “The uncovering of link between Rahul Gandhi and Opus Dei is but a part of a global investigation to expose Opus Dei’s plants all over world.” He added.
PS: The post is a satire and totally fake. A product of writer’s imagination intended for entertainment purpose only.